I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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