Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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