I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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