Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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