how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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