How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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