I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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