The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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