WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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