Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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