i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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