This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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