I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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