She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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