would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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