I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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