with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I will be naked everywhere
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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