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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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