We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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