Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
don't judge my taste in strippers
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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