Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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