I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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