My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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