Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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