Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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