oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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