sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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