He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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