Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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