I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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