So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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