he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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