mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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