Your face is a jimmy john
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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