Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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