I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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