Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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