The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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