wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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