I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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