so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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