You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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