you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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