Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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