I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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