Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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