can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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