It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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