margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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