I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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