i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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