Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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