ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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