Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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