My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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